People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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