Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
