What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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