The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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