I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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