when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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