D3 body, D1 cock
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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