she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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