A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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