why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I woke up under a house in Key West
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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