I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Randomize
