It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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