awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Are we still banned from the library?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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