Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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