Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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