doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
