Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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