found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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