I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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