I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
