i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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