Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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