dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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