You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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