My hand turned me down
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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