I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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