Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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