i just google imaged poop.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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