with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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