we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
