I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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