you're like a bully in the Christmas story
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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