I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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