just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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