Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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