We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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