Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He felt like a one man threesome
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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