Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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