Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize