what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Also, beer. Big fan.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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