Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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