btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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