I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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