i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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