i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just want nice things and good sex
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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