Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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