After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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