if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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