Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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