On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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