ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I got inside last night via doggy door
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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