butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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