So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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