We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My dick has a subreddit
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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