Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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