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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
