Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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