your parents love me but you hate me
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
high people should be assigned attendants
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I need to calm my uterus...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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